Posted by: The Chhamanator | August 1, 2008

IIT Girls

(With due apologies to all the intelligent girls for whom nature thought it would be a disadvantage to other girls if it blessed them with good looks as well)

I came across this comment from a user on a DC++ hub and although I don’t exactly condone such behavior, there may be an ironic truth about the whole thing. The comment was actually meant for some other college (no points in guessing which one) but it probably fits the girls of IIT better. Anyway, it could apply to most of the top tier engineering and medical colleges of the country. Read on…

Q: What is the beautiful girl called in IIT?

A: A Visitor.

Q: What happens when all the IIT girls go on a trip to moon?

A: Average beauty of the earth increases and that of moon decreases.

Q: What happens when a hundred new girls join ?

A: Average beauty of IIT further decreases.

Q: What happens when a IIT girl has very malignant brain tumor?

A: She will get her knee operated.

Q: What happens when two IIT girls meet generally at fashion show?

A: They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in a software.

Q: What happens when a IIT girl contests a fashion show?

A: She will get the best possible points in the field of morale boosting.

Q: What happens if you present a book named “How to fall in love” to an IIT girl?

A: She will use it as a mouse pad.

Q: What happens when two IIT girls compete for the same guy?

A: Some other girl will have him.

Q: What does an IIT girl do when she hears a whistle from behind?

A: She will call her non-IIT girl friend.

When there is a competition in beauty and two IIT girls participate, it’s called a competition.

If an IIT girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.

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Responses

  1. Another one doing the rounds in my college…When does a female medico have the need to have a boyfriend? When she needs a study partner πŸ˜€

  2. Hey, mister..this is somehat true but not all true.I have graduated from a med colg and so many times our colg gets 1st prize in fashion shows and other competitions alike..and they are really beautiful gals around, guess u r missin somthing:) But as we know…this post is all for fun..he he.

  3. Q. What happens when two med students meet at a fashion show?
    A. They’re probably discussing the difference between Thrombotic thrombocytic purpura and preeclampsia. πŸ™‚
    Sorry I couldn’t resist the temptation. πŸ™‚ You’re right, there are some beautiful girls in our college as well. Why don’t we be friends so that you can introduce me to your model doctor friends, huh?? πŸ™‚

  4. The guys in our college who have medico gf’s are popularly known as ‘the transporters’..coz their main job is to ferry their gf’s to a fro between the college, hospital, library and the girls hostels.. πŸ˜€

    @cinnamon : plizzzz help me get a transfer to ur college πŸ™‚

  5. With less choice in the campus, the beauty of girls in the campus increases with time.

    A girl in the campus is worth two on the road.

  6. Ha ha lulian, i wish i could, but its all gals:) but u can come and do your postgrad here,and i guarantee u u will hav the time of yr life..
    @chhamanator, lets see:)

  7. I THINK BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE IN LAST 3YRS+2MNTHS There are 3 basic laws that govern the dynamics of beauty of grls at mnnit.

    LAWS OF MNNIT FEMALE BEAUTIFICATION
    1)THE BEAUTY OF A MNNIT FEMALE INCREASES LINEARLY WITH TIME FROM 1ST YR TO FINAL YR, WHEN VIEWED FROM THE FRAME OF REFERENCE OF A FRASTU MNNIT MALE.

    2)THE RATE OF THE ABOVE CHANGE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT OF TENSION IN THE FRAME OF REFERNCE(the male candidate)…IT MAY DEPEND ON EXTERNAL FACTORS LIKE BRANCH, HOMECITY, BELIEF IN LUV MOVIES LIKE SERENDIPITY/….ETC ETC.

    3)FOR EVERY MNNIT FEMALE (GOOD BUT MOSTLY BAD) —THERE IS AN UNEQUAL AND MORE DESERVING MALE PRESENT.


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